Cliché's .. and how I interpret them!!

A Cliche is something you might come across everyday. Trust me on this one .. You use and abuse certain words and phrases by overusing it so many times that they no longer hold and charm.

Perfect!! That's what people like me need ;) Bahaha! (Well! Serious isn't my thing .. Fun calls and hey .. Who doesn't interpret what someone has to say in 5 different ways?) So .. A few Cliche words and phrases well usually .. (Don't blame me later) that I come across and I say very often are gonna be put down here in this blog! :D

Here I go with the Cliches and their crazy translation in my head when I see people using them a lot! :P (Bear with me).. ;) I might sound Whiney :D 

1. Calm before the storm - What I say is .. "Oh hell yeah somebody's gonna get whacked real bad baby" Bahaha :P Get your safety guards on ;) 
2. Better Half - Well usually when someone tells me "She/He's my Better Half", I go thinking ..   Yeah sure, Lets see what half's left of you after a month moron .. Feel that and let me know, what were you thinking calling 'em your better half? O_O
3. Give a Damn - Oh yes .. My kinds! Usually when people say this out loud, they mean it .. A few people who don't have this attitude well they just get Damned Roflol (PJ Roll) :P
4. Hold your horses - Bahaha .. This!! #EPIC .. My so called Gujju friends (NO OFFENSE) go .. where are the horses and I go .. BAM! (I'm the uncool person when noone understands the damn phrase) :/
5. I beg to differ - Has to be the most polite way to say .. Hey you .. Shut the F**k up man! You know whom you're messing with yet? O_O I'm right!! :P (Like I said .. real polite way to say excuse me shut up .. I think ..)
6. In your face - Oh Burn! This is such a feel good phrase!! It's like .. There you go Biyyyotch! I TOLD YOU SO!! In your face!! :D (Overdoing it? Yeah! Who cares?) :P I was right and you are so wrong .. Na na na na na :P
7. Kickass - Well .. This just means what It says man .. Bring It On!! I will do well no matter what!!
8. Life's a bitch - O_O Wow really? We all know that don't we? But you still ride it? Erm .. (Oops! Live it?) Best way of saying .. Oh whatever .. It sucks but hey what the hell .. :)
9. Number one fan - Well when I hear people saying that I wanna kick them so hard and say .. Hey I'm your number one critic .. FEEL IT? :P
10. Read my Lips - (Shhh!!) In the most decent way .. Well when someone says that .. It's just very hard to not get cocky or corny and say .. "And then Do WHAT?" ;) Hahaha! 
11. Work like a dog - Ok! I know this means like hard work and all! But really? Dogs are so cool man .. They sleep whenever they want and demand attention and eat whatever .. So "Are you really working out there?"
12. One in a million - *rolls eyes* Ji haan! You are one in a million aren't you? All of us are .. Let us not do the math! (Math scares me anyway O_o) Can't you just say .. You're the best or the worst and just get on with it?
13. Wake up call - Like come on .. Snap outta it man .. Reality Check? Tick Tock?? Ring a bell to you? No!! Well you might as well be a douche then .. TADA!
14. Couldn't care less - Well this is a lil subjective .. You can really mean it!! Like in disgust or detest .. Or you can just say it to make yourself feel better :) Either ways .. you said it YOU COULDN'T Care Less :D 
15. You can run, but you can't hide - This is ANNOYING X( I mean WTF? What does anyone even think before saying this? What are you a PSYCHO FREAKING KILLER .. ARE YOU CHASING ME WITH A FRIGGING KNIFE O_O Gosh!! Normal Terminologies please? :P 
16. Have a nice day - Oh half the time you're just forces to say this to people you even hate to look at .. Put up that grinny face and go .. HAVE A NICE DAY and in your head you say Oh Burn in hell Bitch! :P 
17. Every Dog has its day - Sure man!! VERY CONVINCING? Either your a great friend or astute freaking enemy in disguise .. I mean call me a Dog in the best way ever Eh? :P In any case .. yeah I'll get back atcha! :P 

Ermmm .. Yeah so I had like lots more of these but then .. It's never ending ;) Don't get ideas .. this is what I generally think when lame Cliches are thrown at me at random! :P 

Hope you guys have fun reading them! :D 

P.S. Hey Chill .. If you're a friend you know me better .. And if you're a stranger .. Erm .. Go on .. Judge away :D I GIVE A DAMN! :P

PEACE
XOXOXO

Where did it go wrong?

It Started off like a simple thing .. as easy as it could be. It's so hard to find good friends, but when you find the right friend and are happy with it things just have to screw up. Not easy to let go of any friends. Specially when you're such good friends in no time and there's so much to talk about inspite of the fact that the subject you chose was completely stupid or didn't make sense.
Isn't it funny when you don't know what went wrong and there you are .. wondering, tossing over and over, getting irritated, cursing luck or whatever situation that brought you to that fall. What went wrong? Why did it end? I mean there we were talking about stuff so random and fun last night? BBM'ing and gossiping how things were, how relationships were, how people and studies were, how we'd meet up and have fun hanging out ..  and BAM! Next thing you know you are punished for being honest about something you thought you should've warned him about .. you did! That hurt or pissed him off?
It's cruel really. I know so many people out there who'd be pissed with that one special friend who stopped talking for a completely stupid reason. It hurts actually .. More than the fact you want to kick that friend so bad for being a complete DUMASS and going to him/her and giving them a piece of you mind .. the fact that stops you from doing so is that .. IT SIMPLY HURTS! Why would a close friend you knew just simply be so illogical and stop talking? Specially when you're in the same circle for and everyone else is talking to you and you're talking to everyone .. that one friend will run in the opposite direction and yeah so will you .. Why? "DAMN IT!!" .. Is all you wanna shout out and probably feel your skin burning so hot with anger and hurt.
They say friends come for a reason .. Well do they get embarrassed and angry for a stupid thing and run away later? Wow .. that's real brave! Anyway .. this post goes out to all the friends who've been there and ditched your friend who somewhere deep inside really misses you .. Please be there ..

PEACE
xoxoxo

I wonder!

Life is busy, life is congested. Life is easy, life is complex. Whatever or however I describe life I am sure it would never remain certain. It's such a rush all of a sudden, so much to do, no time to wait and see through it. Time doesn't wait, true! Just a few months back there I was, wondering how life would be ahead. Whether I'll be somewhere or with someone loved and looks like time just passed by.

It's not easy to confess what you feel, specially when you are used to keeping to yourself. I know how I am the secret locker of stories for my friends and loved ones. So annoying and frustrating really to know you have people around to share your thoughts with, your views, emotions and life to that matter but you just don't have the strength to share it, reason being you are so used to keeping emotions to yourself. Is it just me? Nope! I bet there are so many other people out there who love to keep to themselves and survive just fine.

Lack of trust is what it is maybe? I don't know. Can't really say! But one thing's for sure .. People find a confidant in someone or the other all the time. What hurts is when THAT CONFIDANT doesn't realize he/she has ruined the very faith in them to that matter in anyone by just letting out a simple secret told to them. Its so easy to make friends really, very easy! But to genuinely sort the truest ones out from the lot is quite a task and may take forever.

I wonder where loyalty is lost? No longer do you see people you bank on completely because something or the other will come in the way. May not be a bad intention but something -- maybe their nature changes, attitude, find a better friend, may get busy with life or relationships, busy with a breaking family .. Something or the other keeps a man in today's time from being a loyal friend or a lover.

Just hope for the best for people in the long run. Lets make loyalty and faith a regular thing from a rarity! It's so amazing to know you have someone you can bank on and I bet so many of us yearn to be belonged. Be faithful, be honest, don't bitch about your friends or partners. You never know what hurt her .. You never know  what will be the last time you see her/him again .. Cherish life, love and Friendship! It's a blessing in disguise! <3

I wonder when life would be great for all, without any heartbreaks. Imagine a life so happy! What bliss it would be! :)

Be loyal, Be honest, don't lie and belong to someone! <3
Peace!!!
XOXOXO

Victorian Age - 2

Hey guys! My post about Victorian Era is going to be incomplete If I did not mention the creepy and random facts of that age. It so happens that Victorian Era with all its charm and delicateness also had a whole lot of drawbacks. This post will cover a few points about them.

Like I mentioned in my Earlier post about this Era "Victorian Age" this time was full of new challenges, classes, meanings, subtleties and a lot of drama. Fact is, people were progressing and a lot of time in this period was said to be dedicated to discovery.

A few creepy aspects and random facts about The VICTORIAN ERA are:

• During this era, the government was running a "Poorhouse" facility where all the poor, mentally ill and people rejected by society were made to live. Many of these people who lived in these dirty and unclean houses were required to work to earn their board right and sometimes families couldn't live together.
• During the Victorian Era the food was a little creepy (Note: England has the best of food now). Victorians loved to eat every part of an animal (that set me off). Brains and specially turtle soups were a favorite then.
• The population of Britain exploded from 16 million to 37 million during the Victorian Era.
• London during the Victorian Era was famed for its pea-soupers (Fogs so thick you could barely see through them). Interestingly London had suffered from thick fog since centuries. The Victorian Atmosphere is greatly enhanced by the thick smoke and this creepy environment made possible the acts of people like Jack the Ripper.
• We all know about Jack the Ripper, known as "The Ripper" slaughtered 5 or more prostitutes working in the east end. The killer's identity could never be confirmed hence the legend surrounding the murders have become a part of research and speculation till date.
• The upper class and later the middle class had no means of entertainment then. One of the popular forms was for friends and families to dress in outrageous costumes and pose for each other (Vignettes). This sounds OK but can you imagine your grandmother dressing up as a Greek Nymph while everyone applauds? It's way too creepy. For Victorians this was normal and fun.
• During this Era you would be very lucky if you found a good doctor with a clean theatre. There was NO Anasthesia, no painkillers and no electric equipments to reduce the duration of an operation. It was outright horrific to get a surgery during this era if you read the description of surgeries.
• Victorian Era had freak shows. They used to have shows where - unusually short or tall humans, weird diseases or conditions were asked to perform. These were very creepy.
• How can I forget my fav.? Thanks to Victorian Era Gothic Novels were introduced (a literature that combines both horror and romance). It was this Era that gave us such great works of terror such as Dracula, and the Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde. The Victorians knew how to frighten people and do it in a grand style (Hell yeah! Thank you guys, else I would have been deprived of Edward Cullen, and the Vampire Diaries) :P
• During this Era photography was new and extremely expensive. When a loved one died the victorians would sometimes get their picture with the dead corpse in their memory. This was called "Momento Mori." 

These are a few freaky facts about the Victorian Era. Well not everything is best, sometimes people have weird ways of life. Who knows, if they were alive today we might seem stupid to them.

Peace

xoxoxo

Who defines the society?

It is so mandatory for a few of us to watch what we talk. People in our society are so watchful of what others do. It's so very annoying and frustrating to keep a watch on what you do, how you behave or how you present yourself to others, and why all this? Just to entertain the damn society and keep ourselves in the good books.

People never realize what we go through. Seldom will they leave an opportunity to bring you down. Its like a lobsters world, whenever a Lobster tries to escape the small jar, the other lobsters will PULL IT DOWN. That's exactly how our society is, they are opportunists and sadists. None of them will be happy at your happiness or joys, but all of them will be happy when you're at you're lowest. People like to speculate, interfere and scandalize other's personal life. Leave alone good times, they wish they could do something to ruin the peaceful time you're having by starting some sort of unwanted gossip or drama. That's how decent the society is, That's where we live.

It's very sad to see people of higher society's judging randomly. I mean do they even take a look at their own messed up life? Similarly people from a lower society are not very receptive to broad notions. Either way everyone suffers. A young girl who wants to party late night with all good intentions of just hanging out till late cannot do so, and even if she does she has to sneakily get in the house. WHY? Because the pesky neighbor's or society are out there to ruin her happiness by talking utter crap about her being a slut, drunk, doping maybe, sleeping with someone or maybe even claiming she has an affair. The parents are well aware about their Girl and her intentions and they allow so, but when the rumors reach them, they unwillingly or maybe get carried away and stop such a life. Similarly the case with a guy.

Now not all girls and guys are the same. TRUE! But not all the guys and girls out there to ruin their family names either, right? I wish the society had some better business in life like LOOK AT THEIR OWN STUPID MESSED UP lives. People want to be left alone sometimes. The saddest part is when a person breaks down you never see people or even FRIENDS to that matter to help you out. Instead they say sad little things and speculate. They won't even say kind words or support you. Well then, lesson learnt. I mean yes we Cuss, some of them have tattoos and they drink and socialize. What is anybody's problem if they do? I mean why can't people let it be?

These people who define the society -- SCREW YOU!

What is the point of living in a society where you can't be yourself? And when you're yourself you're simply not accepted. In the end you go so confused in a way. It's because you don't know how to balance your life anymore. Do you pretend to be someone or be yourself, balancing life becomes such a STRESS! Whatever said and done, I would say, if you want to live your life, live it like you wish. People will judge, disrespect wear masks and say good things about you behind your back. Just do good, be honest to yourself. All the other people can go to hell, you're own judge.

Keep it cool! Live life king size cuz this too shall pass!
Peace
xoxoxo